28 May 2008

Tennis lovers, now that I have your attention, do two things: one, tune in to the French Open, which is happening right now, and two, start writing songs, because I have news...

10 comments:

Dr. D said...

can no one keep a secret around here?

i want to marry this girl; tonight...

sonny house said...

not sooner?

Dr. D said...

i'll have material for my 30 min folk LP ready. i'm thining it will all be one take, so i'll only need an hours time.

will you look at the back on that girl, how it kinda slopes into what must be a perfect rear? lord jehova almighty...

sonny house said...

Ana Ivanovic, #2 in the world, no Grand Slams yet, #1 in your heart, apparently

Suburban Dread said...

Im thinking she needs a spanking.

The Dr.s keen architectual sensitivity to this lasses ass is right on the money. I bet when she walks in a skirt, the view from behind is two cats fighting in a pillowcase. a violent back and forth. And you know she's in great shape and will work your bones until you grasp for breath, covered in sweat.

Wow, I guess I let my imagination run a bit with this one, eh?

Suburban Dread said...

thats gasp not grasp. Although somewhow the typ seems entirely appropriate while looking at that girl.

Whats the big news, Sonny? I got your mesage.

sonny house said...

12 hours of free studio time

start writing

Dr. D said...

after reading of the fate of baseball's best pitcher last night - rich harden - i turned to the back page of the sports section and smiled.

please tape this page to your fridges. steinstra outlined your summer for you, and tuna, per hoffman:

Drive out to the coast, find a safe spot from which to cast with rocks in front of it, toss out a swimbait or a couple of shrimp flies baited with squid or anchovy, and maybe catch your rockfish without stepping onto a boat.

"safe spot"? pshaw! bodega is about to go off. fuel the jet cause we need to get there soon...

sonny house said...

this sounds ugly-

The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol.


Bill Murray and wife Jennifer have been married for almost 11 years.

The complaint was first reported by The Post and Courier of Charleston. It also alleges frequent abandonment by the former "Saturday Night Live" star.

The couple signed a prenuptial agreement, which was filed as an exhibit with the divorce papers, before they married in 1997. As part of the agreement, both waived their right to alimony or support if the marriage broke up. However, Murray agreed to pay $7 million to his ex-wife within 60 days of a final divorce decree.

The complaint, which doesn't specify instances of Murray's alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."

It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November "hit her in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.' "

Tuna said...

12 hours of free studio time! Holy shit! When is our first practice? Who's our drummer? Can I wear a cape?

There are some requirements when it comes to me and the studio including gourmet catering, my own trailer and a 17 yo female Thai masseuse. These are not negotiable.

I cant believe this is happening! And I just finished that book from the Buffalo Tom guy on Exile on Main Street.

Where's the studio?

Are we recording in France?