News of the world missed since Saturday's flu...

Iraqi's have a constitution, guaranteeing everlasting peace in that wonderful country. Palestinians killed 3 Israelis and Abu Mazan issued "harsh" criticism. A woman runs Germany. The Raiders suck. The Niners suck. The White Sox are a good ball team. Nick and Jessica may be having marriage troubles. There was an earthquake of somesorts in Pakistan. "Home for Orphnas" gets better with each spin. Murder is somewhat constant in Contra Costa County. The last 2 short stories in the New Yorker (by Eugeneidies and Drury) were first rate. Gavin Newsom is probably gay. Old people are annoying. Falafel causes unbelieveable gas. Tomatoes are no longer ripe. Judith Miller is a sellot. Karl Rove is a bitch. Harriet Miers has not had sex in 35 years. Parking is impossible at times. My head still hurts.

Thank you for reading...