Crystal Gazing Into The Void

If crab season is on hold, will herpes simplex be delayed too?
Has every day ever been like Sunday?
When will the Sonoma County Sheriff arrest the cunt who killed the campers in Jenner?
Did someone really once say Johnny Marr made the Smiths?
If Joel Selvin cares about music and popular culture, why isn't he thin?
Can one auction debt on eBay?
Who's up for USF-Stanford next week?
What's the furthest you've traveled for a cup of coffee?
May I be the first to say The New Yorker gets worse as I age?
What's left to read?
Are Matier & Ross queer?
Is November 30 really two weeks away?
Will east bay women dress better now that the weather's turning?
When are we going to the lake?
Will ya give me a new night club for me and the Frenchman to get pissed?
Will kids dance Friday night?
What's the big game spread?
Will Condi save the middle east?
Does Terrell Owens know he's being manipulated by a jew?
Does Mayor Newsom's ex Kimberly Gargoyle look like a dead bed fish?
Why do I hate it when friends are successful?
Why the complete absence of hard narcotics in my life?
Have you forgotten the tsunami, katrina, the earthquake and the war?
Anything beat that first morning cigarette?
Is this Kings basketball as shit gonna stand?
What happened to my memory?
Will someone please tell Hilary Clinton not to run in 2008?
Anyone prettier than the new Calvin Klein girl?
Fed Africa today?