13 January 2006

Whoop that Trick!

The best movie I've seen in a decade is now on DVD. I realize why I like it so much; I look like Terrence Howard. It's a 70's type movie about people. If you don't dig it I'll refund your money.

9 comments:

sonny house said...

it's first in the Netflix queue and I was thinking you look more like the one on his left

Tuna said...

this is ridiculous. they look like people who tried out for Fame but didnt make it. Or maybe its Shalamar?

Great cornrows on the blonde, though.

sonny house said...

if you had 16 Funky Corners, you wouldn't be such a hater

Dr. D said...

damn it feels good to be a gangster. i shoulda been a pimp.

Dr. D said...

make me laugh. someone write a vitriolic letter to the chronicle, the nyer, or the catholic hearld...

Dr. D said...

i'm not laughing yet...

Dr. D said...

tuna, disregarding your snide comment, i'll refund you 2-1 if you dont like this flick...

Tuna said...

Wait a minute..NOW I remember this photo. It was taken in 1983 during Rick James' Bustin Out Tour backstage at the Pontiac Michigan Convention Center. Its the OG himself with his Mary Jane Girls 5 minutes before A&M Midwest Regional Marketing and Merch (M&M) Rep Artie Fufkin presented Rick with a framed gold record for selling 500k copies of the Super Freak lp (70% of the copies were actually flea market cassette purchases and the "album" consisted of 2 good songs and 8 shitty "slowjams").
Rick was so excited he took said framed gold record laid it down on a Venitian glass coffee table and proceeded to chop out 10 fatty lines, snort 8 of them and left the other 3 "bitches" to fight over the scraps... Later the Gap Band stopped by, ripped off all of the Cognac and continued on to their own gig in Muncey, Indiana.

Later when the white 'ho on the right complained, Rick belted her in the mouth: lots of blood, weeping...security eventually
arrived and arrested the
Rick-ster. When Fufkin was left to bail James' black ass out, Artie made the stupid mistake to ask why. Rick just got all cold on the Hasidic brother and said, "Sheeetit. That wasnt nuthin but pussy talkin when it shoulda been fuckin."

2 days later in Hollywood Don Cornelius gave Rick James the Soul Train Award for best performer, just edging out Teddy Pendergrass. Shiela still had a fat lip, but she was sooo proud of James. Sooo proud!

Can ya feel me brother?

Dr. D said...

i feel ya. this wins post of the year, hands down...