Dear Rein and Ken,

Well I watched all of that Holland - Portugal match and I gotta say it was shit. I like boxing just as much as the next guy, but what the fuck was that?

Anyway, miss you guys and hope you drowned your sorrows, and then pissed on every Portuguese citizen you could find.

I'm certain Italian ex-pats in Australia will be lynched tonight, but I don't care. We're in the 8, and that's great. Pray for my brothers!!!

Best,
Dr. Chialvo - Farnessi (late of Lucca and Piedmont)