Today is the first day of my holiday, and I don't know what to do with myself. I've already done the yard work, cleaned the barbecue, gone to the gym, picked up more flonase, caught part of all three World Cup games, talked Brazilian women with the cashier at the burrito joint, changed three diapers, read 70 pages in American Pastoral, listened to the Rise of Hitler in the car, and cleaned my ears. It's now 2:47 PST and I'm plum out of ideas. Two kids will be up in an hour. Suggestions?