Reflections on a Barclay's Lunch
Fuck the Giants- go A's (and I'm wearing the t-shirt to prove it)

The Onion is funny, but not always as funny as you want it to be.

I'm reading Andrew Solomon's National Book Award winning book on depression when I've never felt more content in my life. Tuna, proceed to vomit.

Stoner rock makes for comforting background music. Really.

Rein Jr. needs to move to the Bay Area at once.

Andre Agassi's thrilling 5-set win last night was one of the most exciting tennis matches ever played. You are a dunce for missing it.

Lott Lyzzrd is opening for the Leather Uppers next Saturday at the Hemlock, and your attendance is mandatory.

Mr. Owen has secured The Original Sins for the Budget Rock Festival in November which is now at Oakland's Stork. Your contribution to the budget is expected.

Albert Camus was a far better man than Jean-Paul Sartre.

The Gram Parsons documentary is enjoyable, but his music remains, blah.

The Townes Van Zandt documentary is heartbreaking, and his music remains the same.

Led Zeppelin remains overrated.