I gave up on CNN a long time ago, but you have to turn in somewhere to get your election results, so I found myself occasionally flipping over to Wolf muttering, "The best political team on television." You have to wonder-

Bill Bennett? Didn't his moral crusade go up in a ticker tape shower of video poker losses?

Ralph Reed? Doesn't getting in bed with the dark lord of Abramoff preclude one from pontificating on family values in front of a live television audience?

Soledad Somebody or Other? Get this woman a brown paper bag before she explodes all over your screen.

Bill Schneider? The last poll before New Hampshire had Obama with a 13 point lead, and you still want to giddily cum all over a pie graph delineating the lesbian vote in Carpet County?

Anderson Cooper? Geraldo's heir apparent, the man who never saw a beige flak jacket or a danger photo op he wouldn't throw himself in front of, asked relatively short questions and got out of the way- is Armageddon upon us, Ralph?

John King- always solid

That Cafferty dude- a grouchy liberal- at least he doesn't come straight from central casting

Will somebody explain to me why Donna Brazille gets a spot as the voice of the Democratic Party on every single program ever aired? Does she have dirt on every producer in tv land, or are they just knocking off two 'underrepresented' groups with one body?

Have they finally put Carville out to pasture? Is he consulting for the Clintons, or have they fallen out with each other?

Any night I don't see Mary Matalin is a sign of television progress.

Can anybody recommend a channel for the next one? I tried to turn the sound off and crank up Dead Moon, but the wife was having none of it. Something about the sonorous sounds from David Gergen's trap...