31 May 2008

More ass than a toilet seat sees in a month!


7 comments:

Tuna said...

I am going to TRY to explain how much ass was on the loose in the Marina last night. Mick LasSalle called Sex in the City like Star Trek for girls, and I think he is right. It was pandamonium last night. Lines going around the block, limos, and so much dressed up, cocktail sipping 20-30 yo women it was just silly. Seriously, it was a confab of pussy.

I did not go to the movie. We were running late, I dropped off my wife with her ticket whiole I looked for parking. She texted me and told me there were 2 guys in the whole theatre and they both looked really embarassed. So I went across the street at Donahues and watch the NBA playoffs and Giants game whiole getting drunk on whiskey and beer. Funniest part was that there were guys in Donahues who were getting all the seats around the bar in anticipation of the girls coming out after the show looking for love. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Genius, strategy I must say.

My wife couldnt stop talking about the film. There is no doubt in my mind there will be sequels. And Im telling you doctor, you must take advatage of this phenomenon. Given the hordes of very hot women flocking to this thing if you are even on the same block when they get out, you have a decent shot of getting laid. Its like osmosis or something.

Funny shit.

Dr. D said...

ha! a bartender on piedmont ave said the same thing about the movie/bar after crowd to me and sonny last night.

Anonymous said...

It took me fifteen minutes to drive to the Indian place tonight because the crosswalks were filled with Sex and the City viewers streaming out into the world like locusts devouring all public space by throwing their heads back in an estrogen-pumping fury of chick commune.

I had the chicken makhani.

Tuna said...

interesting. I'm a tandoori man myself.

When is our band meeting? Tuesday night at Barcs?

Dr. D said...

meetings blow; let's cover "o clouds unfold" and send it to melchior.

just got back from SC, where i spent most of my 30 hours there finishing Please Kill Me. what a book. ron asheton is my new hero. still don't care that much for the NY Dolls, but the Ramones are still great...

Anonymous said...

"still don't care that much for the NY Dolls"

those are fighting words

Lucas knocked in the winning run with a ripping double to right to bring the Mets to an 8-7 victory over the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs.

In other news, Lars can now ride a bike.

I am a proud papa.

Exhausted.

I'm cool with Tuesday. 7:00?

Suburban Dread said...

In.