29 January 2009

I don't get it. Help me.


Giants sign .247 veteran 3B Juan Uribe. NOT Joe Crede.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. I just don't. What am I missing? Why is Juan
Uribe better than Aurillia? Why is he better than "Hacking at Slop"
Pedro Feliz? How does this help the youth movement? And why couldn't this money have been used towards someone like power hitting free agent Joe Crede?

Help me. I just don't understand.

It reminds me of the Warriors drafts. For 15 years they've need a
power forward and ever year they pick a perimeter shooter who doesnt
like to rebound. But I digress.

Is it, me?

sonny house said...

Yes, every general manager in the bay area hates you personally and enjoys your suffering.

Didn't they sign him to a minor league contract for little money? Why do you care? It's not either/or in terms of Crede. Eat some chicken and waffles and chill the fuck out.

sonny house said...

http://www.sfbg.com/listcat.php?catid=107

Amazingly, the Bay Guardian has given serious time to the local scene, man. Check it out above.

Anonymous said...

pick up a copy of Jane Smiley's Moo, a pretty funny novel half way in. my copy cost $0.25 and yours will cost more, but you will laugh at a lot of un-pc comments between black and white college professors and a young man's affection for a hog named Earl Butz...

Anonymous said...

you miss my point. I am asking for an explanation. As for the money, it's $1M. And yes sadly in these times, it may in fact come at the expense of Joe Crede.

You need to chill out with your "I'm above it, " trip. I remember a time when you liked baseball.

Anonymous said...

I'm not above it, jackass- I just don't get aroused by a minor league contract.

If they had signed Manny for two years at 60 million, I might get full arousal. But Juan Uribe, well, I'm still limp.

I'm not above chicken and waffles, either. Chill the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

Re: Manny...I still don't think you'd get worked up. I havent seen you get worked up about anything sports related outside of the Sharks in at least a year.

And if I can't post about the Giants and rant a bit, what exactly is the point of the site?
So don't tell me to "chill the fuck out."

Anonymous said...

http://blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html

Anonymous said...

That is the most revolting thing I've seen in ages. What the fuck is wrong with Scotish people? The stereotype about food from the English Isles appears to be in fact dead on truth.

I'm really disturbed.