11 December 2009

Dexter Looks Back


I discovered Pete Dexter late, having scoffed at his National Book Award-winning Paris Trout in remainder bins for years. About five years ago I corrected my ignorance, and he's now among my favorite living writers. The aforementioned Trout is a monster of southern gothic menace, Train is cool LA noir with golf courses, and Deadwood is a chucklefest rendition of the last days of Wild Bill before Al Swearengen was a glimmer in David Milch's eye. I've read the others too (and his recent collection of newspaper pieces, Paper Trails, also recommended) but these are my favorites. So when the years since Train wore on and no new Pete, I got worried. The non-fiction work suggested he was stalling, buying time while the prickly problems got untangled. Seems the new one is not so thinly veiled memoir fiction, and the thing had blown over a thousand pages. Deadlines came and deadlines went, but because his name is not Bolano the gatekeepers gently suggested a pruning. So Spooner arrives at a more manageable 464 pages, and boy is it choppy. Presumably the tall tale life of one Pete Dexter, we start with the death of Spooner's father and his ill-fated burial at sea, through young Spooner's Georgia childhood, his blip as a pitching phenom, his fall into the paper business, his escapades with Tex Cobb, the rescue by second marriage, and the retreat to isolated Washington. Through it all builds the enduring relationship he has with his father-in-law, the man he believes is his real father until his dying mother spills the beans in a nine-page letter. What we have here is what you'd called an episodic life story, heavy on set pieces played mostly for laughs, but cumulatively building an appreciation for the novel's good guys, especially Calmers, the father-in-law, the most decent man Spooner says he ever knew. Spooner is the self-deprecating bumbler with the balls of steal, stepping up to power and injustice and trying to hold on to the few good things he has. Beaten brutally when he and Cobb get ambushed in a Philly bar (a true story), he takes what remains of his broken body and escapes with his wife and daughter to recuperate and to seek a separate peace. But trouble always finds our hero, and harmony is a dream and a bore shattered by the malevolence of his gay neighbor, who, along with his Russian bodybuilding boyfriend, terrorizes dogs, grandpas and fences. No worry, for a bulldozer brings comeuppance, and we leave the novel in the water, with Spooner burying Calmers at sea, fucking it up and falling in, confirming at last what we found all along: the good heart leads, the body tries to follow, and the best wills bring laughter to our failed good intentions.

08 December 2009

Holiday Nostalgia



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05 December 2009

Why I love college football

Cry baby Jesus freak jerk gets smoked on national TV and cries. Where's your God now, Mr. Missionary? Meanwhile Cincy pulls out a thriller against Pitt in the last seconds during a snow storm and their coach tells Notre Dame, "I'm not interested in your coaching job." The Oregon and Oregon State game was frickin classic Thursday night. I'm praying Texas loses tonight which will totally screw up the BCS and Obama will force a playoff system by Presidential decree. Oh yeah!

04 December 2009

Rein, What Does It Mean?

World Cup Draw
OK, now somebody tell me what it all means. It looks like the US and Holland have relatively good draws, but I need Uncle Rein to explain it all me.

Group A

South Africa
Mexico
Uruguay
France

Group B
Argentina
Nigeria
South Korea
Greece

Group C
England
United States
Algeria
Slovenia

Group D
Germany
Australia
Serbia
Ghana

Group E
Netherlands
Denmark
Japan
Cameroon

Group F
Italy
Paraguay
New Zealand
Slovakia

Group G
Brazil
North Korea
Ivory Coast
Portugal

Group H
Spain
Switzerland
Honduras
Chile

01 December 2009

Old Guys Strike Back


Last year, it seemed like East Bay upstarts ruled the roost. This year, it's old faithfuls. Maybe I don't get out enough, and who can blame me. Nothing really blew the top of my head off, so numbering these is crazy. But hey, I still love a list, so...

13. Snakeflower 2- to be honest, I'm not sure if it came out this year, but it's the same guy who did the Bare Wires, and I like this one better.

12. Strange Boys- And Girls Club- I hear more Dylan than Black Lips ripoff, no matter what the peanut gallery spew. Sounds more like lethargic stoners sitting around a high school camping trip fire, pulling out the geetarz after burning a few and miraculously pumping out the goods.

11. The Mantles- S/T- this one took me awhile, but the echo-laden 60s pop in a tunnel grows slowly in the deep memory recesses that determine what you think is your next freely chosen record.

10. Dan Melchior und Das Menace- Thank You Very Much- my least favorite of his for quite awhile still makes the top ten because the man is aggressively interesting on each release. It's no O Clouds Unfold, but then what is?

9. The Hunches- Exit Dreams- this should probably be higher, but it's hard to play the Hunches regularly in a house full of small children, and if I'm really honest with myself, I just don't enjoy this as much as the first one or the singles. I love the way they went out, though, taking chances and leaving names. What a great fucking band.

8. The Fresh and Onlys- S/T- what a kooky brood of locals-I'll leave it to more creative minds to categorize these fellas, but I frolic through pastel fields of flame every time I put this on. Let your flashbacks take you back to that Newport jetty where God once existed and all the hairy girls breathed fire.

7. Dex Romweber Duo- Ruins of Berlin- if I had made this in June, Dex would reign, but a strong second half of releases dropped him down. Is there anyone else who can move a middle-aged man to salty puddles quite like Dexter live? Don't answer that, ya bastard, and buy the damn record. He's earned that much, at least.

6. Girls- Album- In the year of 2009 it's silly to use the word 'derivative' to describe a rock n roll band. Yes, these guys rape the Beach Boys and the JAMC and pick your third to make the list. This is still one of the catchiest records of the year, and the one I played the most over the last several months. Opening track may be the single of the year, in your feyest moments.

5. Jack-O and the Tennessee Tearjerkers- The Disco Outlaw- I love everything about this guy, and this record delivers some of his greatest songs. He still, sadly, has not delivered an entire record of winners, but this gets closer. "Walk of Shame" gets a little too close to home, but every time I listen to Jack I feel my own crimes somehow pale in comparison, and that is a public service worth noting.

4. Reigning Sound- Love and Curses- this might be his least immediate, but once you get past the knee-jerk huh, it's pretty clear the songwriting is there and the man has delivered again. I root for Jack more, but Greg remains the more consistent songwriter. That said, ain't it great to have both of them making records? And how many four-record runs would you put up against Reigning Sound's? Really, I'm asking.

3. Dinosaur Jr.- Farm- I doubt in five years I'll think this is better than "Love and Curses," but I listened to this more, so there it is. Rock's greatest second act of the last 25 years continues with what is pure pleasure from start to finish. Nothing reaches the heights of Living All Over Me, but 50 minutes of singalong don't suck. I'm still holding out for J v. Lou UFC pay per view, though, and tell me I'm not alone.

2. The Dutchess and the Duke- Sunset/Sunrise- if this were a horse race, these guys lose by a nose(OK, I went to the track on Sunday and lost badly, even on Dollar Sunday where everyone is a winner- even my 6-year old did better than I did- fuck). This may be even better than the shockingly good first album, and I'm not sure I've even digested it fully. The songwriting is extraordinary, and the arrangements are wonderfully complex with the subtle hand of Greg Ashley at the controls. Is this the most successful transition from one style of music to another? Really, I'm asking.

1. Pissed Jeans- King of Jeans- I didn't really like AmRep all that much when they were around, but these guys just hit the right places. I've loved all their records, but this one goes harder and longer and deeper, Cartman, to win the big prize. Congratulations, boys!

30 November 2009

2009 - Didn't Suck After All

Considering this year began with me hearing (incorrectly) from a Dr. that my wife had terminal cancer, the year really shaped up! I got a job, my wife got pregnant and I heard a lot of great music. Below are some of my favorites from the last year of the "oughts" decade:

The Hunches- Exit Dreams and Home Alone- More pulverizing and melodic thump from what is IMHO the band of this decade. I even got to see them live at the Hemlock. Too bad their singer is a dork.

The Guilty Hearts- Pearls Before Swine- Dirty, heavy grind from what is apparently LA's last remaining garage band. Worth the two-year wait since their last.

Ty Segall- Lemons- Got to see this guy play, too. A mere child with a very foxy girl drummer. But I digress. The album flirts with White Stripes' shtick, but manages to avoid Jack White foolishness thanks to Ty's superior songwriting and love of the Cramps.

Jack O and the Tennessee Tearjerkers- "Sweet Thang" was the single of 2009. A beautiful guitar intro dissolves into a great love song. Other standouts include "Walk of Shame" and "Homesick Blues." The Youtube video of Jack-O is worth catching, if you haven't already.

The Intelligence- Yeah, I know they sound like The Fall. But so what? I love the angular fucked up shit these guys have cranked out over the last couple of records.

Dinosaur Jr- Farm- They still have it. Even better than their previous comeback record. True, their sound hasn't progressed much since 1987, but Dino Jr's records are still better than 98% of the derivative, uninspired crap that passes for underground rock n roll these days.

Black Diamond Heavies- Alive As Fuck- Messy, distorted keyboard driven blues. Don't hate him because he's white playing old black men's music or sounds like Tom Waits! Just listen to this live record, close your eyes and enjoy.

The Black Lips- 200 Million Thousand. It's been a long journey for me with these guys. Way back when I was living in New York, Sonny sent me their stuff. I couldn't stand it. The guitars sounded all fucked up and the vocals warped and whiny. And then towards the end of last year something snapped, and I realized the Black Lips were the greatest garage band of this decade. Sadly, 200 Million thousand is their worst record to date. But it's still pretty damn good, cause the Lips are that good.

Please post snide remarks and your own list ASAP.

Next up- Best of the decade?

24 November 2009

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