04 April 2007

Both the Warriors and Sharks come up big tonight in key matchups and, oops, the Giants lay another egg. How was that 8 dollar Miller Genuine Draft?

While Baron Davis was sprawling for another loose ball and Steve Bernier was pummeling another cowering defenseman into the glass, Richie Aurilia was dribbling out to third. In golf, according to my father, if your drive doesn't make it past the ladies' tees, you have to play the rest of the hole with your pecker out. The Giants should have to play tomorrow's game with visible members. Really.

Go listen to The Hunches. The first record. Or the singles. Rock.

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